Thursday, February 28, 2008

джон холмс

class

How nice! I saw all my classmates' favorite!! The fifth top ah what a show! has run drunk as that of the damned show! Ahhahaha review I like it that people do not see myself for a long time member of the type! Not to mention I CENSORED! How do I know of holes. Followed by dinner in the
Gravanella there was the coup de grace to me with ristorsnte briaca finaelk by tuti aha do I look good! It was from that piece u did on a night that way I know propriocntento!! Tuti hello to me from a person I P'o the ACIO svelgi kisses kisses! CENSORED

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Virtual Plastic Surgery License

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If you take drugs pity we live in a world of shit!
But if you do not admire you because it means that you want to fight!

Ahhhhh the pearls of His Eminence Saimon!!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Russian Themed Parties

progress I do not think prorpio




You Should Be a Doctor



You are practical, sharp, and very intuitive.

Optimistic and energetic, you are a problem solver who doesn't get discouraged easily.

You are also quite compassionate and caring. You make people feel hopeful.

You're highly adaptable and capable. You do well with almost any curve ball life throws at you.



You do best when you:



- Are always learning new subjects

- Use your knowledge to solve problems



You would also be a good therapist or detective.




divneterò haha I do not think so! 14/02/2008

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Create Your Own Wwe Championship Belt Online

After 20 years I knew something of life!!

Ah thanks now I finally understand (to be honest I'm done to understand) one of the most important things in life! (Do not worry I have not learned to scirvee well on pc!)
Pezo that something was a little amiss to me, something that until qualcje months ago it was normal for me, but I realized that finalemte SBALGIAVO! ch eabbia not regret indeed all is well and OCME were Priam andva beissimo things, but now I understand! I am very happy about that!

CIA hello and best wishes to all the Lovers (but real ones!): P

Saturday, February 9, 2008

For How Much Time Epididymitis Lasts

Do not kiss me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CENSORED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Less

mael are a model student
ITIS this morning I came back to face my ghosts and the electronics rprfo said they are always too young or slit the boy but no excesses username is true I am a student model are so believe me, but for their ch davvepr nseza jokes are sporcp of blood and I know amel aiutoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1


PS Evvivsa Mr. settbirre and all the merry bunch that my dasostegno was physical and moral tonight !!!!!!!!!

PPS Accidneti the motors do not lack shit farmoi evil curse or later but first I vnedicherò !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodnight ...................................( missing a large part of speech)

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Motorbike Sugar Paste

The various types of girl in bed metalheads

This intervention is a pearl handed me the bag gande mythical (like my great friend idrebbe)

Thrasher: The Thrasher uses the sweat and clothes Lezzi to fuck little as possible. But when someone of her sentence, she took the opportunity, you put a cartridge belt in the ass, masturbating with the studded cuff him, then forces him to fuck her violently while he whispers words like "I do not feel ready," " I have to go to work "and, more quietly," you smell like a dog. "

Heavy metallers: Woman Heavy Metaller as teach Doro and Aaron Lee, and gym, her hair is voluminous, muscles more developed than those about him, her tits oddly muscular. Let's face it: it is a woman of shit. However, broom. It is not sex: I said "fuck". She fucks the boy, beats him, but unlike Thrasher does not sweat because it makes kilometer race day and his body now is a kind of cyborg.

Power / Epic metallers: The most stupid of all: it forces the boy to preliminary impossible, makes him play an acoustic guitar for two or three hours, making him sing pieces from medieval minstrel reciting stories. And she enjoys, he began to get excited, but to show that the courtesan is not nasty, wait until the last. When the time comes, whispers words like "my knight, show me yours "or" have something in Elvish ways to touch my body, "he is angry and violent as a dog, leading her pregnant and abandoned on the Autostrada del Sole

Deathster: The Deathster you move pieces of ground on the body before having sex. SE 9 and a half weeks shows how can the union of culinary art and sex, she learns and rubs a pork steak on a nipple, a bone hole on the other. When it is stained with blood , beauty, dirty, the guy starts to fuck her with a sense of disgust and she enjoys because, after all, is a true "Sadistik execution".

Blacksters: The Blacksters broom in the snow. It does stimulate the clitoris with a cube of ice, it goes tufts of hair on the wolf, then God curses and swears at the first penetration. The first stage of sex is violent, unbridled, you hear screams and weirs, she pants like a pig and he, rather than call him names like "Pigs," "cow", "YOU ARE MY DICK slaves of," he says things like, "GRIM "" Frostbitten "," necro ".

Dark Gothic: Take your choice in a totally dark room and asks him to scopare.Non ask her to turn on the light, never will. The "preliminary" start when you close the door, she dressed entirely in black, and he who tries to find her in the dark with clues like "water", "fire", "shotfirer. When she begins to be taken by despair, begins the most colorful and varied pre-coital: She decides to strip naked and jump on the bed, he, with the view partially used al'oscurità is Ritov & white sheet in front of a seemingly uniform, and must be able to distinguish which parts the body of the woman's corpse. Strictly NO help. Usually it is the most pussy all, but in practice not because one of the broom never lose heart after a few hours of research.

Industrial Metaller: Prior to the report itself, the industrial woman strips and sprinkled his body with oil or gasoline engine (watch out for cigarette butts on). This treatment begins after sexual intercourse that occurs usually in a garage, dirty, dirty and messy, but also in a truck under repair or an assembly line of dirty grease. If the girl likes S & M you will be beaten with wrenches, ratchet car or in the "best" of cases, with chains of dirty motor oil.

Progressive Metaller: It forces the boy to play solos impossible for half an hour. Having finished the solos asks the boy if they can fuck in time dispari.Lui pissed now beginning to trumpet good progster violenza.Lei to do it last for hours ore.Una time and finished him play another solo.

Metaller Glam: Glam girls are the most feminine of all categories of metal. Too bad that there are no girls glam metallers, but only men who seem girls that sexual intercourse with them can only be very embarrassing and painful. We recommend an engine oil to lubricate the Industrial Metaller a little 'situation.

Nu Metaller: these girls, convinced that the choir Zecchino d'Oro face brutal death metal, have the same experience in sex than they have in music. Therefore, if you find a condom in the navel, a knee and a penis that lubricated the plunger in one ear, and believe they are having sex. No pleasure (apart from those who needed a cotton bud), pretend to enjoy, as a good poser.

Doom Metaller: constantly depressed (instead of bringing with him a saint of Father Pio like all good metalheads, carries an image of death with his thumb up), it is very difficult to forge a relationship that takes time to get to the human sex. If this happens (even against his will), try to use the opportunity to kill himself ... and suffocation. It is distinguished from an Emo as it leaves bite marks on the penis-shaped pentacles.

True Metaller: fuck only with individuals in which the surface of studs is greater than that of visible skin. During intercourse, ask the difficult questions about groups and only a true metal album that knows true. A wrong answer, in addition to roar as only owned Exorcist can do, the true metallers amputa poor man's penis and covered with molten steel, and then use it as a keychain. It is said that as lovers of bronze statues prefers, because they are the only men of real metal.

Metaller Christian: the Christian Metaller can not fuck with a condom and especially can not do that to prove entitlement. As a result, is forced to multiple pregnancies without the possibility of abortion, so she found herself with 48 children and at least seven diseases. Like a good Christian can drown her sorrows only sugared water. Every now and then tries suicide, but only with butter knives, why is she not allowed to practice. During lovemaking, pretending nothing has happened and engages in other activities (Such as clay pigeon shooting), because sin must be convinced that he accidentally without realizing it (sometimes it is unfortunate accident that lasts several hours).

Folk Metaller: constantly drunk, wearing only a kilt and eerily similar to William Wallace, trumpet without even realizing it, nor remember anything two minutes later. It 'may fall asleep and snoring loudly or who trade sex for a male member of the flute and blew in, by detonating the testicles.

Metaller Viking: come dressed as a Valkyrie, its Drakkar (Viking ship). Bashing the man appointed by a menhirs or Thor's hammer. If you do not die instantly, until the violent death and the subsequent ascension to Valhalla, or dedicated to the family of the poor, starting with the rape and grandmother turns the dog on a spit.

Metaller Grind: completely unable to speak normally, communicates only through screams and growls. For the same reason, or you push an sock in the mouth (possibly that of a Trasher), or is a bit 'bad for an erection to have sex with a try that, but enjoys making the same lines of a grizzly . It is advisable not to have sex without the continuous assistance of a veterinarian exorcist.

Brutal Metaller: appearance due to an Uruk-hai or Raffaella Carrà in the early morning and no makeup, talking (or rather, shouting) a language completely incomprehensible (even if it does not take a translator to recognize a curse). For them it would be hard to fuck, unless they used as a weapon of persuasion, a sturdy steel bar. Needless to say, the unfortunate die at the end of intercourse, mostly found in the position to be skinned or crumpled origami. Some scholars are advancing the idea of relationship between a mantis and a brutal metallers, backed by the beauty of the municipality.

Metalmeccanica: low-income workers still pissed off. Sloppy dresses - often in blue overalls - often overflowing of cellulite and spits on the ground. Call your partner beautiful even though it sucks, and pulls very often slaps on the back. Hard sex with such an ogre.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Is It Ok To Use A Treadmill Upstairs

Good Morning Vietnam! What a lovely evening

Soldier do you think they mean three above and three below? "
says a lieutenant at a Robin William impertinent, referring to the honors that have straps.
"menage a trois sir."
answers the brave soldier. Bella